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My girlfriend gave me a haircut yesterday.
She kept on telling me,
“If you keep on moving around
I’m going to cut off your ears.”
I told her to go right on ahead.
I don’t have any ears,
because I have never seen my ears.
When she was done,
she mentioned that she cut off my ears.
Later, I went to the bar,
like I always do,
and they asked me what happened to my ears
and I told them
“I don’t have any ears.”