New Killington

I was with Brittany in Central Virginia this weekend. At one point, we were given a map by a friendly inn-keeper, to help guide us to a specific destination in the Shenandoah National Park. As I studied the map, I noticed that most places in Virginia are given really lazy or especially strange names. Brittany told me that I could probably not come up with any better names. The following is what I came up with…Brittany came up with a few too.

Battlescar
Killesville
Whiskyburg
Rumandcoke
Mansborough
New Killesville
Fresh Killesville
The Other Place Called Killesville
Superbear
Squirrelington
Killesville IV
East Battlescar
Pony Island
Sunshine City
Blood City
Lazer Run
Killtallica
Burnt Chimney
Sweet Sassy Mollassey
Pony Peninsula
Mickey Rourkington
Killkillington
Hobofield
Saint Sebastian of Gilgamesh
North Bacon
Bumburg
Saint Hoboton

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