Things that could plausibly comprise the majority of the innards of my cat.

Legos.

Steel. 

Micro Machines.

Macroni and glue.

Teflon.

Rice.

Sand.

Mud

Another slighty smaller cat.

Robots.

Plastic.

Organs.

Ink.

Paper.

Silly putty.

Cardboard.

A slightly smaller dog.

A team of ants.

Jeff Gordon.

Dust.

Honey.

Ice Cream.

Wires.

Fire.

Chocolate.

Mustache leftovers.

The integrity of Felix Hernandez.

Mustard.

Mayonaisse.

Glass.

Oil.

PVC Pipes.

Pills.

Relish.

Atheists.

Cat food.

Water.

Another smaller cat within the smaller cat.

Deflated balloons.

Peanuts.

Godly light.

Gravel.

The Lindbergh Baby.

Printer cartridges.

Teeth.

Spiders.

Every NHL fan.

A ghost.

Dreidels.

Pet rocks.

Golf balls.

Baby shoes.

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