This morning, I was reading a list of the best “indie” love songs. No dearest reader, don’t fret, I am not going to try to define what the hell indie even means these days. But I will take a stab in the dark: having a day job still? But look at that, I already kind [...]
Archive for the ‘Lists’ Category
Depression + Memory + Music
Posted in Lists, Rant on March 5, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Threads on the IMDB “Dogville” board that I read late last night
Posted in Film, Lists, tagged Art, Dogville, Film, Kidman, Rape, Stupid, Van Trier on March 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
On occasion, I’ve been to cure my insomnia by reading asinine messages boards on IMDb on movies I like or the talkbacks AiCN for shows I’ve never seen. The amount of work that goes behind some of these posts calms me and brings me to a soothing rest like a child; it is comforting to [...]
Hindsight
Posted in Fiction, Lists, tagged Banks, Death, Eddie Murphy, Evergreen, God, High School, Lawyers, Lesbians, Questions, School, Sex, tools on February 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
The following is a set of questions, ones that I would often pester my parents with when I was younger. This is how I would have responded to these questions, if asked them today.
I. MONEY
Why do we put money into the bank?
We can’t trust ourselves. And those large multinational corporations need to borrow their resources [...]
The New American Criticism
Posted in Lists on February 19, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
griffey doesn’t suck, jack z doesn’t suck maybe made a poor long-term choice, beer doesn’t suck, wine kind of sucks, tequila rules, super mario all-stars rocks, the nfl still blows a bag of cocks, the nba doesn’t suck, the nba trade deadline doesn’t suck, tyson chandlers toe sucks, a-rod sucks, yankees suck, a-rod’s cousins check [...]
Things that could plausibly comprise the majority of the innards of my cat.
Posted in Lists on June 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Legos.
Steel.
Micro Machines.
Macroni and glue.
Teflon.
Rice.
Sand.
Mud
Another slighty smaller cat.
Robots.
Plastic.
Organs.
Ink.
Paper.
Silly putty.
Cardboard.
A slightly smaller dog.
A team of ants.
Jeff Gordon.
Dust.
Honey.
Ice Cream.
Wires.
Fire.
Chocolate.
Mustache leftovers.
The integrity of Felix Hernandez.
Mustard.
Mayonaisse.
Glass.
Oil.
PVC Pipes.
Pills.
Relish.
Atheists.
Cat food.
Water.
Another smaller cat within the smaller cat.
Deflated balloons.
Peanuts.
Godly light.
Gravel.
The Lindbergh Baby.
Printer cartridges.
Teeth.
Spiders.
Every NHL fan.
A ghost.
Dreidels.
Pet rocks.
Golf balls.
Baby shoes.
